I'm back from Costa Rica!
Pussycats!
I spent last week on vacation in Costa Rica and it was fantastic. Here's a beautifully bulleted recap below. We did the following things:
-Hiking (Arenal volcano): to which I wore an old pair of Princeton mesh shorts that I bought years ago. I didn't attend Princeton, but our sweet hiking guide asked if I had. I responded, "I didn't attend Princeton. I just like shorts." TRUTH!
-We visited some gorgeous hot springs (near Arenal) and floated around while drinking pina coladas. It doesn't get much more stereotypically vacation-y than that, folks! I also spoke French to some Frenchies, which was super fun.
-We visited a gorgeous waterfall where Wes wisely opted out of swimming, lest he be bitten by a Penis Fish. It's a real thing-- no joke. They bite you in the... well... you can figure it out, kiddos.
-We got poolside massages , which was the dopeness.
-We went sailing on a private charter. I was living like an asshole Richie!
-I even had a spin on the dance floor with a HOT local construction worker. I am now broadening my definition of "my type" to include both Boston construction workers AND Costa Rican construction workers. DIVERSITY!
What's coming down the pipeline NOW, you ask?
Laughs at Luca Lounge tonight (Ave B between 13th and 14th St) at 8:30pm. Thursday night I'm in the show God Tastes Like Chicken at Under St. Marks Theater, then a gig in upstate NY on Saturday night. Then V-day weekend I'll be in Boston, so hold onto your socks, Massholes.
I spent last week on vacation in Costa Rica and it was fantastic. Here's a beautifully bulleted recap below. We did the following things:
-Hiking (Arenal volcano): to which I wore an old pair of Princeton mesh shorts that I bought years ago. I didn't attend Princeton, but our sweet hiking guide asked if I had. I responded, "I didn't attend Princeton. I just like shorts." TRUTH!
-We visited some gorgeous hot springs (near Arenal) and floated around while drinking pina coladas. It doesn't get much more stereotypically vacation-y than that, folks! I also spoke French to some Frenchies, which was super fun.
-We visited a gorgeous waterfall where Wes wisely opted out of swimming, lest he be bitten by a Penis Fish. It's a real thing-- no joke. They bite you in the... well... you can figure it out, kiddos.
-We got poolside massages , which was the dopeness.
-We went sailing on a private charter. I was living like an asshole Richie!
-I even had a spin on the dance floor with a HOT local construction worker. I am now broadening my definition of "my type" to include both Boston construction workers AND Costa Rican construction workers. DIVERSITY!
What's coming down the pipeline NOW, you ask?
Laughs at Luca Lounge tonight (Ave B between 13th and 14th St) at 8:30pm. Thursday night I'm in the show God Tastes Like Chicken at Under St. Marks Theater, then a gig in upstate NY on Saturday night. Then V-day weekend I'll be in Boston, so hold onto your socks, Massholes.
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